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The Diary of a Witch

I need somebody really bad... Are you really bad?

Created on 2003-04-03 21:37:08 (#985047), last updated 2008-07-29

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Name:	Cali Ford
Birthdate:	03-19
Location:	Tampa, Florida, United States
Website:	Death's Hollow Slaughterhouse

Bio

I'm Model/Actress/Artist of debatable sanity, Cali Ford.

If you haven't heard of me yet, I'm the deranged beauty and Humble Hostess of my official website. But you may also have seen me in photo spreads for Troma, Revolver, Evil Threads, Sleazegrinder, and Throat Culture magazine, the horror films Super Hell Part 2 and Dee-Flowered, or as a celebrity at last year's Horrorfind Weekend.

I make art. I draw. I write. I take pictures. I create..

I make everything from jewelry to films; from Voodoo Dolls to photographic musings of the unhinged.

I am:

* Artist
* Photographer
* Passionate
* Creative
* Frivolous
* Playful
* Absurd
* Driven to madness to bring forth the phantoms in my head
* In need of constant mental stimulation
* Silly
* Geeky
* Random
* Calculating
* Primal
* Perfectionist
* Master of the passive-aggressive insult
* Either a tortured creative genius or an insane, raving lunatic
* Quite possibly BOTH
* Beautifully morbid
* Gorgeously flawed
* Unwilling to accept limitations

I have a tendency toward wanton abandonment, wanting that which I can’t have, and being driven by passions that can’t always be explained. I have absolutely no concept of time. I seldom learn my lessons the first time around, and tend to do things the hard way.
What can I say?
I like it rough.

My Work:

* www.CaliFord.com - My personal site
* Kitten Cadaver - I'm writing & illustrating my own comic book
* My official merch store

So let’s get a little of the standard fare out of the way, shall we?

1. Form: Statement
In the context of: “Your artwork is really creepy!”
My answer: Why yes… Yes it is.

2. Form: Statement
In the context of: “Your photos are really provocative!”
My answer: Hmmm… You’re right..

3. Form: Question
In the context of: “Are you screwing around with my boyfriend?? He’s on your friends list!”
My answer: Considering I’m married to my art and very rarely leave my studio lest it be to fend for food or occasionally brush my hair, it’s highly bloody unlikely.

4. Form: Question
In the context of: “Wow! You’re really hot! Will you (insert inappropriate adjective here) me?!”
My answer: See answer to Question #3 above.

Get with the program, Daddy-O! Do the contents of this page really warrant the crazed uprising? My body, my mind, my spirit; it’s all here, if you care to uncover it. Artwork elicits emotion. Emotion provides experience, which IS the very essence of living.
The sun, the moon, the stars… Wake up! Wake up, she said, as darkness set upon his dim life. Don’t take yourself so seriously! Live as you want to live, fail to accept self-imposed limitations, and never acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.

Keep your eyes open and read between the lines.

“Witchcraft is all about living to the heights and depths of life as a way of worship. So do the work, but keep alive the wonder or you’ll end up being bored; you’ll end up being old when a witch, like the Earth, can be both immeasurably ancient and ever-young!”
– Ly de Angeles

In closing, I’d just like to say that I need someone really bad.

Are YOU really bad?

Soooo, if none of that deranged perversion has frightened you off, feel free to add me as a friend and I'll do the same! I always enjoy meeting other individuals of dubious quality and unsavory merit.

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